mornin john - for john mcglue

mornin john
yr one in a billion john
its NBG John
don’t be butthurt
no need to rage-quit facebook
yr awesomesauce
there’s no way yr weak sauce
yr a glanceable
a bit clickable
sharable
snackable
maybe a little
romancable
waitin for the morning show mic drop john
lets bantz the fat-shame on the morning train john
snapchat ya manspreading
took up two seats bruh
meanwhile yr talkback with randos
@johnmcglue
at least after the show
you get an early
beer o’clock
wine o’clock
spirit o’clock
coffee o’clock
tea o’clock
bonox o’clock
opps had a brain fart, bruh
hey john
heard ya paid cakeage
at the cupcakery
left early for the cat café
just in time to touch up a fur baby
happy as a bastard on Father’s Day
see you in the morning john
its a deradicalisation
of yr abc drive addiction
rescued from a fatberg
getting fully hangry
too many new words im slangry
put aside the fat-shame
face full a paleo
a bit melty
a bit cheffy
a bit teble cleffy
john it was a pocket dial, a butt-dial
wasn’t spear-phishing yr inbox
emotismilin outta yr toolbox
anyway
seeya in the morning john
seeya in the morning