dear madam speaker
madam speaker
madam speaker
got a point of order
that oughta be treated
if I see you in the pub
I might have to teach ya
yr fundraiser helicopter
right-wing features
dear madam speaker
madam speaker
madam speaker
spin spin spin
like a gifted preacher
inside a beehive
a handful of leeches
we are all entitled to the
sticky little creatures
dear madam speaker
madam speaker
madam speaker
broke the house records
like a history teacher
they’ll put another one there
till we’re all dry-reachers
another captains call
another mouthful of speeches
dear madam speaker
madam speaker
madam speaker
yr off to the theatre
in a limo past the beaches
yr smirking compliance
to the left of the bleachers
you kicked em out the door
with 400 breaches
like they ran through the house
like a football streaker
choppergate choppergate
put on yr sneakers
yr first class argument
a whole lot weaker
goodbye madam speaker
madam speaker
madam speaker
goodbye