dear madam speaker

 

dear madam speaker
madam speaker
madam speaker

got a point of order
that oughta be treated

if I see you in the pub
I might have to teach ya

yr fundraiser helicopter
right-wing features

dear madam speaker
madam speaker
madam speaker

spin spin spin
like a gifted preacher

inside a beehive
a handful of leeches

we are all entitled to the
sticky little creatures

dear madam speaker
madam speaker
madam speaker

broke the house records
like a history teacher

they’ll put another one there
till we’re all dry-reachers

another captains call
another mouthful of speeches

dear madam speaker
madam speaker
madam speaker

yr off to the theatre
in a limo past the beaches

yr smirking compliance
to the left of the bleachers

you kicked em out the door
with 400 breaches

like they ran through the house
like a football streaker

choppergate choppergate
put on yr sneakers

yr first class argument
a whole lot weaker

goodbye madam speaker
madam speaker
madam speaker
goodbye